Mama always said life is like a marathon — you never know what finish line you're gonna get.Mama always said moving to France is like a box of croissants — you never know which one's buttery enough.Mama always said you've got to put the past behind you before you can move forward… to the Côte d'Azur.Mama always said stupid is as stupid does — but moving to the French Riviera ain't stupid at all.
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DAN LUPU
¡Fistro! ¡Nos vamos a Francia, pecador! ¡Cobarde de la calzada!¡No puedor creer! ¡Nos mudamos a la Costa Azul, jarl! ¡Qué nivel, macho!¡Amigo del señor! ¡Madrid nos querrá, pero Francia nos necesita, pecador!¡Fistro! ¡La gente de Madrid llora, pecador! ¡Hasta luego, maricón!
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RALUCA